This is so NOT what I ordered!! - a photo on Flickriver

So the advertisement stated..."Large, dark and reliable. This marvel will keep all the females in the yard happy, and cumming back for more." So I decided, this is exactly what I need. I like to be happy, I like large "things".....ORDER PLACED!
When the box arrived, it was gigantic! What was even more odd, it had many small holes cut into the box.......this can't be what I ordered......no person can deal with a vibrator THAT big.....and why the air holes?!?!?! Then I opened it. Charging out of the box came the biggest black cock I have ever seen!
What is a girl to do when it is just her working the farm that day?! Why, call up her best friend (who I have heard is a pro at handling BBC), she will know how to wrangle that sucker.
When Finn arrived, she said, "we need to corner him in the yard....to do that we need bait." It turns out, I am the bait (when all the other chickens in the yard saw this fella they ran like chickens with their heads cut off). While I waved my arms and shouted....here cocky cocky....Finn somehow used her years of gymnastic training to mount the cock. I then jumped up to take him down from the front.
We have now tamed that cock, all it took was some heavy petting and he stood perfectly erect and was at our command.

I now have the happiest chickens on the grid! Thank you BBC!

You can see Finn's take on the happenings that day HERE

Taken on: April 23, 2017

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