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Canary Raptor

            Today's story and sketch "by me" we are at Bob Slongson's
Black Meadow Canyon Gaweanian Banana Oasis, with two agents
from the "DHS" Department of Homeland Security, who are here
to negotiate with Bob to purchase a breading pair of "Canarishawkis",  Gaweanian Banana Canary Raptors. A breading pair can produce up to
612 chicks a year, the male of the species you see guarding one of
Bobs unfinished Banana Palm Tiki's.
The Gaweanian Canary Raptors can fly at 137 miles per hour, and the ability to see up to 20 miles while flying at an altitude of 1000
feet, makes them the perfect solution to guard the US borders from
the North, which has become very dangerous because of the number of
injured Soccer fans sneaking into the US for medical treatment, 
because of the long wait (up to five weeks), for first aid in a
Canadian emergency room, and also the Southern Border, which has
become overrun with many of the same Canadians who are captured
by DHS, ICE, or Border Patrol, after released fly to Mexico and
try to sneak across to San Diego's Emergency Rooms. Any Canadian
or other trespasser spotted by a Canary Raptor attempting to cross
the border would have their clothing shredded, by the Canary Raptor
in less than two minutes, even ballistic body armor can only last
four minutes before becoming nesting material for the Canary Raptors,
who build very comfortable large nests.
But those are stories for another time.
Until then taa ta the Rod Blog.
   

Taken on: May 3, 2018

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