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            Having learned, wept and eventually accepted the fact that his “prize” for winning 3rd place in the Spring Fling Bake Off is to teach Palpatine’s nephew survival skills in the kitchen once a month until further notice, Stormtrooper Bruce has no idea where to begin.  STB knows the nephew has basic knowledge of things, so perhaps that is where he needs to start… the basics.

STB:  Well, hello Little Dude!  Welcome to your first class in Kitchen Survival Skills.  I heard your mother wants to make sure you know your way around the kitchen when you grow up.  

SB:  Oh, hello Unka Dude!  I sure missed you!  Did you miss me?  It’s been forever since I’ve seen you!  I’m so cited that you won the prize to teach me!  Isn’t it awesome!  Oh, and today my name is Sponge Bob, accause I’m here to soak up everything you’re going to teach me!  I wish we could do this every day, but Unka Pappy says you have other duties, so I’ll have to settle for once a month!

STB:  Well, Spongey, I see you’re still doing that WTMIAO thing, way too much information at once. But never mind.  Let’s get started.

SB:  Oooh, just lookit all this stuff!!!  Your quarters look like a giant walk in pantry.

STB:  And for good reason.  Today’s lesson is more like a quiz to see just how much you already know.  I have laid out various kinds of items one might need to use in the kitchen at some time or another.  You just have to tell me what everything is, and bonus points if you can also tell me how that item might be used.

SB:  What?  A quiz?  Right off the bat?  No fair!  I didn’t even have time to study!  I’m telling Momma and Unka Pappy that you’re … wait a second.  I actually know some of those things.  So, once I ace this quiz of yours, do I get time off for good behavior?  Do I get to watch cartoons? Can I play video games on your tablet?  Will you read to me?

STB:  Here we go.  Um.. Little, I mean Spongey, you are here to learn, not to play.  However, if you ace the quiz - we may be able to go visit the Hydroponics Bay in your Unka Pappy’s Botanical Gardens to see how many fruits and vegetables you can name.

SB:  Great Galaxy!  Is that the secret place where Unka Pappy grows those ginormous plants that eat people?  

STB:  Oh, yes, well...there is that.  But we're going into the safe, authorized section.  No one is losing a finger today.

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Taken on: May 9, 2025

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Star Wars action figure

LEGO

stormtrooper

clonetrooper

Stormtrooper Bruce

STB

Palpatine's nephew

the basics in kitchen essentials

toaster

muffin tin

whisk

rolling pin

petit four serving tray

cookbook

mixing bowls

spoon

spatula

kettle

slotted spoon

meat cleaver

sauce pan

pot

skillet

milk

chocolate milk

jelly

peanut butter

mustard

ketchup

egg cup w/egg

salt

pepper

bandages

trash can

gingerbread man apron

display cases

plant

bed

lap top

mirror

end table

two slushies to go

tissue

commemorative Darth bottle of scotch

lamp

pillow

pizza pie pan « less

Sets appears in: • Downtime on the Death Star

Groups appears in: • Toysaholic Anonymous • Star Wars Toys Collection more » • Life: On the Death Star • Star Wars Action Figures & Dioramas • STAR WARS FOREVER « less

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