Classic Castle: Papa Henricus on his special wagon combined throne, diner and toilet makes the march towards the Forestmens capital go very much faster (AFOL LEGO MOC vignette marching army with Medieval minifigures) Faction hobby toy c

            ...so to make the snail-paced march towards the Forestmen and Wolf Pack heartland go faster, he cardinal knights made plans to cut down Papa Henricus pauses, if we could cut down the wine-pauses, the pee-pauses,  the eating pauses  that their Religious leader made they could almost march at the pace of an ordinary army, or so they argued, the Cardinals who where the real masterminds in the Papas Campaign...

First they invented a sort of palanquin a device where a few strong men carried the king, but this didn´t work as their drunk leader swayed from side to side and tried to empty his bladder while they were moving which resulted in him falling of and down a ravine which made the march even more delayed, also the carriers were complaining since the puke and pee often hit them since the drunk papas aim wasn´t very good..

No they built a wagon or chart drawn by a horse, on that they placed a combined throne-toilet and there was plenty of room for food and drink and he could pee, eat. crap, puke and drink at the same time...

also it was easier for the men to avoid any body fluids and waste products flying around...

When They were engaged in skirmishes and battles Henricus could both eat and fight at the same time, he would franticly wave his sword around of cause hitting nothing from his elevated position but, his troops would pretend that he actually did heroric deeds from his throne...

Other times they would drag a half-dead enemy to the papa-wagon so that Henricus could bash the dying man up and in his fantasy he did heroric deeds and participated on the battlefield...

..all where happy and the campaign had speeded up from the sluggish pace in to the speed of a really fast tortoise!

Taken on: May 15, 2023

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