- (Srg. policewoman) ....so what is missing have you got an inventory or a list of all the goods you kept in the shop, so we can see what is broken and was it not, do you claim any damages to your person or your employed eh, person?
- ( Fish-Emperor) whatt, you say, you mean list, like as if I put on papel a line of lets say for example: Halibutt-butt-fish. Cod-fisch, stal-fisch, Salmon-fisch eel-fisch, pike-predator-fish and so on... NO I have no such list not, why I have such should I? Me Wonders...
- (Srg. Police woman) Old Senile China-man please use the babel-fish instead of your mouth, you version of Standard-Speach is so distorted my ears go all curled-up as a defence mechanism, does you helper her speak better Standard?
- ( Cray) Yes Madam, but you should not call him a chinaman, isn´t that ethnic slur and as far as I know paragraph 23454 in codex 5 bind 23 it says: No police officer serving the Federation as a whole shall use ethnic-slur, species-slur, Gender-based slur or slur base on any form of group belonging of any sort guild, faction, nationality or citizenships...
Cray wasn´t able to say more, since the sergeant who started to resemble a steam-boiler in her face interrupted him...
- (Srg.) ...Hey aren´t you quite small, are you employed here, how old are you? I hope that this old gook-eyed china-freak from a senile ancient past...
You Know what I am the law, here, these are my men, I can have you locked up and put a death-ray at you and turn you in to a heap of coal and then, only then, after that you can file a complaint to my governor complaining about any ethnic-based or species-based mistreatment ....
- ( Fish Emperor) Hey, Now Ugly Selgeant-lady, Clay is between 21-33 yeals old, I say, your beak is ugly, avian-freak, you are not china like me, but you ale ugly bild-woman, I am ancient; i can say what I wan´t I am old and wise, you are young and stupid hardly hatched out of your newboln egg, I say...
Now Cray interrupted his boss!
- ( Cray ) ...oh Excuse him Madam police-officer, He haven´t taken his medication today I am really here to make him take his medication, he says so many weird things when he haven´t gotten his shots and pills...
- (Srg.) well I will let you off with a warning, you are fined 103 Credits for using species-slur against a servicewoman in the federations service, 1233 Credits for having an untidy shop and 23994 credits for employing a minor, 567 credits for not taking medication... you can pay all to my private account, he is the holo-code and then we can forget about this nasty incident... Oh who where the rioters bashing up your shop by the way, why where they here? here is no Tri-Phone is here, You both look Standard-Human to me, well except for you looking like a foetus and you are a asian ugly repulsive gentleman ...
( Fish-Emperor) what you say, I am no human, they say that I am clossbleed between flisch and humman, you say I look humman, Look you can see my scales, and smell here I smell like lotten fisch, I think I will pay not, you collupted police-men-and-women and so, I say, Kiss my shiny ye...
( Cray) oh time for his medication, you better leave for your own best, he looks really ugly when he takes the pills, I mean I wouldn´t like to ruin you future dinner, please forgive us, we will pay the double to you account, no there is no tri-phone here only adult humans...
( Fish Emperor ) don´t listen to small clossbleed he is always schucking police-alse he no good, he naughty boy... I will not pay any fine, you pay fine to us ugly bird-cup.!!!
then the fish emperor pulled down his trousers and mooned towards the police while farting in their direction....
( Srg. ) ok, Men I will leave now, smash the place up thoroughly, I don´t want a single piece of china whole when you are done, then bash them up lightly and take anything of value, I don´t think there is anything in this mess, but there might be a credit or two in the till... I am going to lunch now!!!
