MAIN FEATURE, LEFT:
WEAPONS (Left-to-Right, then Top-to-Bottom, by Row):
• Rorke-Norg Pelletpelter of Profuse Pain
• Yunstoxan JaggDagg Ripper
• Adbamnant Mortar-Magnifico
• Terramian Arm-of-the-Alpha
• Favredian RodRevver
• Demonic Iltazan Hypno-Whipyo
• Ebonorate Multimurderous CutterShot
• Ojohkey Biglittle Boomer
• Anyugari Hyperlash Chainwhip
• Gupbinide Hunting Mega-Railer
• Terramian Vinewrithe Glove
• Gupbinide Heavy-Duty Nailer
• Joiemgaw Junk-Jettisoner
• Adbamnant Porta-Fortwall
• Yominasstian Surestfire Shuriken
• Ojohkey PolyProjectile Scatterer
• Boxyobob Goodgrip Pokey-Bonker
• Xcythestian Murdelation Mallet
• Demonic Zapping Longstave
• Poulbrimian SteadyArm Continu-Beamer
BONUS FEATURE, RIGHT:
• INDIVIDUAL: Emenoneme (461-535) was a Sertrophian Oumpather from his race's native island-string subcontinent, Primal-worshipper and false prophet who was responsible for "Sertrophian Civil War", a conflict occurring in Age 535 that was brief but had the potential to become far more ruinous had it not been stopped when it was. Emenoneme lived an unspectacular life up until Age 529, when the elderly Oumpather citizen was approached within his home one night by the Primal Deity Bunorp'Gatt, given the black tome now properly known as the Obliviconium, and told to begin deciphering its contents by the ancient spirit claiming to be "reformed" upon returning from centuries of extragalactic banishment. Emenoneme spent the next two years or so doing just that before coming out publicly with his initial findings from his in-progress translation of the book, which he now claimed to be a new volume of God's word, so-labelled as "The Ultimate Testament", and founding a new "sect" (cult) called "The Ring of Revelations" with Bunorp'Gatt and their followers in Age 531. For the next few years thereafter, Emenoneme continued deciphering the mysterious tome, preaching alongside Bunorp'Gatt, mainly to audiences of Oumpathers, and eventually becoming a dominant power amidst the species' main islands of territory while also setting up "missions" in each of the mainland continent's major regions of population. Initially, most of the "Revelations" purported by the Ring were benign and harmless, but starting in Age 534 Emenoneme began rather aggressively preaching against the Labeiqers, challenging their authority and divinely-blessed nature with accusations of self-righteous supremacism and repressive withholding and misdirection of information on their part. The resultant tension escalated over time, with the Ring of Revelations implicitly encouraging violent acts against the Labeiqers and their supporters yet not explicitly condoning such acts whenever they were committed with the sect's beliefs as a clear inspiration, while not actively condemning them either. Emenoneme was essentially coming as close as possible to making a hostile declaration of aggression against Sertrop's established leadership without "technically" actually doing so.
In the Third Cycle of Age 535, a mass-shooting incident that killed six Labeiqers including a Sertrophian United Council of Defense member proved to be the final straw for the remaining Councillors and the rest of the Labeiqers, who soon afterward collectively issued a sovereign order outlawing the Ring of Revelations sect and implicating Emenoneme for treason. This incited intense controversy and massive backlash felt throughout Sertrophian society, marking the start of a conflict that was never officially declared as a war at the time but which was retroactively formally recognized as one by the United Council of Defense afterward. Both the Ring of Revelations and those who sympathized with its members and cause and/or took issue with Sertrophian leadership's aggressive new commandment fiercely opposed those who backed the Labeiqers, though not all of those concerned engaged in violence, especially in regards to the latter parties among the former "side".
Near the end of the year's Sixth Cycle, a sanctioned excursion was made by large numbers of the Labeiqer loyalists to the Oumpather islands to give Emenoneme a "stern talking to", which resulted in the breaking out of a full-scale battle that left hundreds dead. Shortly after that, a second, smaller and more covert party was quietly sent over with their express mission being to assassinate Emenoneme, an act that ended up being personally carried out by the Flufewog named Peaco. Emenoneme was noted as being the first to attack his assassins once they entered his home, singlehandedly killing three attackers armed with only a basic dagger before being struck down himself. Both the "Ultimate Testament" and several documents jotted down by the "prophet" were retrieved and brought back to the mainland without further immediate incident. The following day, an enraged Bunorp'Gatt announced his and his remaining loyal followers' intention to invade Nog'Dod with extreme prejudice and take back the book for further decryption by a new prophet who would be selected once it was back in the Primal Deity's possession. Before such an attack by his side could take place, however, the Labeiqer loyalists devised and launched a preemptive raid against the deity on his own turf, exploiting tactics based on research into Bunorp'Gatt's strengths and weaknesses conducted by Peaco and derived from Emenoneme's retrieved documents. In one of history's only recorded cases of a Primal Deity successfully being held restrained by mortals, Bunorp'Gatt was tortured over the true nature of the "Ultimate Testament", eventually admitting that he had found the book floating in the void beyond the Prime Galaxy and had no clue what its translation's completion would actually bring about before being destroyed. He has not been seen in any form since despite his physical destruction not occurring under any special ceremonies that would have ensured its permanence.
With the deity's confession, the Ring of Revelations' beliefs were directly discredited and opposition to the Labeiqers based on them quickly disappeared, ending the Sertrophian Civil War. "The Ultimate Testament", meanwhile, was subjected to multiple destruction attempts before being determined as supernaturally indestructible and locked away in the ultra-restricted section of the Nog'Dod Archives, where it was supposed to stay hidden forever. The Obliviconium, as its true name was thereupon revealed to be, would, of course, eventually be stolen and activated, but this had nothing to do with the parties responsible for its first emergence, and is thus a story to be told another time…