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Canadian Monster

            Deceptive
You’d really think he’d be nicer
Than his fire breathing cousin
in America

He can really burn you up, though.
With his poutine breath
And he doesn’t care about your high rent
Or how hungry you are

He just wants to breathe 
But every exhalation means
Danger for nearby humans
Just trying to get home.

There is one way to defeat him.
Bring him some Aero Bars and
a Double Double
Sing him your favorite song by The Sadies

And he’ll be calm and lovable 
Just like everyone else on the streets 
Trying to make their way
Through this weary urban abyss. 

Besides, we’re all a little looney.

**All photos and silly poems are copyrighted**
   

Taken on: December 28, 2023

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Camera: Canon EOS 5DS R, f/10.0, 1/50 sec, 100mm, ISO 2500 (more info) (hide info)

Camera:	Canon EOS 5DS R
Lens:	EF100mm f/2.8 Macro USM
Aperture:	f/10.0
Exposure Time:	0.02 sec (1/50)
Focal Length:	100mm
ISO:	2500
Exposure Bias:	0 EV
Flash:	Off, Did not fire
Exposure Program:	Manual
Exposure Mode:	Manual
Metering Mode:	Multi-segment
White Balance:	Auto
Color Space:	sRGB
Software:	Adobe Photoshop 25.5 (Macintosh)
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