well, sometimes it is good that I have a camera, this drunken session in my tiny room when I was living in vienna is not in my hard disc organic computer, but fortunentely I seem to have captured on the digital disc...
Café Frequenters Episode Number 24
( 9th of jan 2000, Malmö, Sweden )
Hello my worship and Divine Goddess and Master Mistress!
A good cup of coffee is always right, so at this very moment I seem to for once do the right thing right now here on café Pelles...
Despite constant lack of Pounds these last months I also have had a constant good time...
Right now I have broken up my last 100 crown note in to change because the coffee here costs money...
I really, really, really hope I won´t get thrown out of school, because I need those 10.000 Swedish Crowns I get when school starts for me again, and if school doesn´t start for me, I will have no 10.000 butter cakes only lots of debt...
Here is a woman Here at the café she is looking so much like dame edna, same tint of hair and same glasses, ha, ha, Kind of scary actually....
But the coffee here is good today, that is not burnt...
Yesterday I couldn´t sleep again and I didn´t feel like doing more school work, I have all ready made 1 of the five presentations I need not to get bounced on to the street by school. so I started to make sketches with biro and pencil for future paintings, when I was going to make the first of them I discovered that I have forgotten all my art material i Denmark, crap...
So instead I started to listen to music in my giant headphones, the White album, Bowies Outside, Nina Hagen and Neubauten, Mr Bungle and stuff, I had such a great time closing my eyes not to sleep but to dream away in the worlds these artists have created...
oooh yeah Talking about artists tomorrow Dan G. and Lazlo will exhibit their art in form of three copulating couples as sculptures, they transported it by van to the capital stockholm where you live dear Goddess. they will make an unauthorized display them on some random square for the public to see, if you happen to see them, think of me because I did a lot of Sandpapering on them during the winter holidays... I hope Gaupolix and Lazlo won´t get areested for their silly art...
My hair have started to regrow up on my tiny skull, it is somewhere around quarter of an inch now... finally I am becoming a hippie again...
Dame Edna read the daily news now... browsing through a newspaper...
I feel surprisingly well and fresh today despite no sleep (almost) and that I partied like hell and was still drunk when I came to the café yesterday, ooh I was hung over like a mangled earth worm from down below...
Dame Edna is writing something down on a note pad...
I hope it isn´t her phone number to me... ha ha ha!
It was ages ago since I last Bumped in to Dave Oakbaum, I mean before I use to bump in to him 3-4 times a week at different cafés... perhaps he have met someone and gotten a proper life???
Oooh! I punk Passing by just trod on my foot...
Ines and Majja-Buns where fighting at KB the disco again this Friday, why can´t the just become friends and kiss or something instead of fighting about boys non of them own....
Dame Edna is discreatly adjusting her bra...
...weird the café just turned void out of peopleoids on a Sunday it is usually cramped to bursting limit by youthlings...
Well Felicity I will tell you this, if there is one person on this huge planet that should be crowned emperor of failure it would be me, I do everything wrong... I am just a big mistake... but them again if I would be crowned I would end up in the book of records and that would be an achievement so I guess I will just remain the usurper Empress of failure???
I don´t miss my phone as much as I thought I would do before they cut the wire... ok, I am more isolated these days and perhaps that isn´t very good for my all ready quite frail mental health....
Who Knows!
It was ages since you and Tommy came for a visit, will you ever grace us again with a divine visit?
I am planning to make a few more of those school presentations this evening, that will be when I manage to leave this café...
Every minute seems like eternity be perception of thime is seriously distorted...
Why do I always do everything important at the very last second??? when will I ever learn???
Is it because I am a hedonistic lazy hobbit who likes good stuff too much? or am I in love with strife an failure?
Wow that fellow look a lot like my childhood friend in Denmark... well it isn´t him....
Dear Goddess and friend, most ordinary creatures and people have a plan, where they want to be 10 years from now, I honestly have no idea where I am gonna be 10 years from now, or where I want to be???
oooh dear I will be 33 ten years from now, that is kind of old... Imagine me as 33 years of age... perhaps I should start to smoke a pipe and eat baked beans... well that I know at the very least I am gonna be older when 10 years have passed from precent date...
Dame Edna is checking out the Villa section in the paper now...
perhaps she is filthy rich?
I wish I had put an ad in that paper: Young Male named Johnny, looking for a filthy rich partner, Gender, looks and personality is unimportant just as long as you are filthy rich and wiling to spend your money on this young poor little bastard...
Imagine me having a sugar-mummy or daddy husband/wife/partner...
someone who bought me expensive clothing and loads of jewelry, food would always be in the fridge, beer flowing from our private tap...
ha, ha, that would be something!
But I guess I will have to hurry before I get old and ugly... ha ha!
But I guess my good looks will last me a few more year yet...
Mr White will come for a visit this February it might Jolly me up a bit to meet an old childhood friend again...
Now the punks walked past me again, the forgot to tread on my toes with their Docs this time...
I wonder if they noticed me and my East German military coat isn´t it rather punk???
Perhaps they envy me in secret, ha, ha!
...and the time is quarter past one...!
Lazlo thinks I a waisting my life sitting on cafés all the time... but it gives me so much, observing the people, sit and write letters, fantasize, draw, listen to people talk about pointless things....
Without coffee and alcohol my life would be so much more empty... so much more boring... so much more useless!!!
Thanx for listening to my Prayers dearest Godess in Stockholm...
all the best and some more...
Your devoted friend and worshipper Johnny!
